I had a dream
Also, I haven’t posted in like forever, so I thought I’d treat you with the strangeness that is my subconscious. In the dream Alice, from Alice in Wonderland, walk into a vet which also functions as a tea shop, selling fancy tea cup and kettles and such. She’s come in to pick up her badger, which apparently had fallen ill. She walks over to the counter and a lady walks out with...
hipsterswillbehung asked: What do you do?
What Facebook means to me
A while back me and a friend were discussion Facebook and people using it wrong. Mainly the winy type. You know the kind, the kind that updates “I cant believe these people, how dare they!?”. Comment number one then goes in the line “what happened?” often with an added “Sweety” or a smiley face or something. After three of these comments, the poster replies...
Paul: So when you wake up, I'll be here.
Paul: Yes, forever. I got a thing in my 50s, but it's like half an hour and I'll be right back.
It should be noted that I don't look through any...
It's a wonderful life and why I love it
]]> So it’s been Christmas I’m letting you know, in case you’ve been living under a rock for a while now. It happens. And with Christmas comes of course the viewing of “It’s a Wonderful Life”. I only watch in December and I look forward to it every year and so naturally this year I’ve seen it twice and intend on watching it at least one more time before...
The thing I did, but didn't finish for NaNoWriMo
]]>Every once in a while you start a story and sucks. So you start over, but the new story sucks too. Your third attempt is better but then got for realz boring, so you think about adding ninjas or zombies, but in a boring ass story that really makes no sense either. So you open a new document and start over yet again, even though the time really isn’t for it. But, you figure, if you can write a...
What did I do?
]]> This confuses me! For some reason the thing I have written that has gotten the most views on my Tumblr is this (x). My short and not all that well review of CashBack. Now, I ask you, all 13 followers of mine! Why is that?! Is it the halfnaked lady or the amazing writing. Or the fact that it is one of the few things with Sean Biggerstaff on the internet? Also, all dear 13 followers of mine,...
]]> Okay, I’m just gonna say this. I HATE the Big Bang Theory theme song. Start song… Jingle? Whatever it’s called! It’s awful! The show really isn’t great either… But… I started watching it and you just don’t stop 6 seasons in. Even if you hate every second of it… Although I did stop watching Scrubs. That show really went south. Point...
I think I would be okay with my body, if it wasn't...
NaNoWriMo Day 6
]]> So I started over today because of reasons. Those reasons being that I got bored with it. However I will show you some of what I wrote. This first bit is that beginning of my story: ”Is it sunny out?” I yell, toothbrush in mouth and barely halfway in my pants. “I have no idea” I hear mumbled for the kitchen downstairs, as I pull on a T-shirt “Will my eyes melt off if I go out without...
NaNoWriMo! It’s just not happening! Why did I do this. Why?!! What was the...
]]> I said I would post more of these but I...
Netflix is taking over my life
// // ]]> People considered me to have a movie-problem before, I giggled at this and said ‘It’s not a problem just an all consuming interest’. This was a fun time. When the problem really wasn’t a problem. I watched movies, one a day on average. And like it is said in Animatrix, for a while it was good. But then Netflix arrived in my country. It’s been three days....
So I decided to watch 'Rock of Ages'
// ]]]]]]]]> // ]]]]]]> // ]]]]>]]> Not a great decision. Despite good music, great actors and … Well, I don’t know what else was good. It’s awful. Awful. For a movie that’s supposed to be about rock and sex, all the rock is popped up and the sex is mindblowingly unsexy and just strange and awkward. If you want 80s songs and young people dancing I recommend an episode of...
Let me tell you about a book
]]> The book is “Naive.Super.” by Erlend Loe and it is one of my favorite books. It is the book I’ve read the most times and the book I always recommend and often loan out. There are many reasons to why one grows to love a book. It can be a great writing, interesting characters, a thrilling story line or a number of other things. But first of all I believe that why you love a...
]]> the son of a bitch just buzzed me in my ear! I will kill you fly! I shall smack you dead with this book! LITERATURE WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL!
When I take over the world - Flies
]]> I hate flies. Not so much for their existence or their at time gross behavior. I hate them because they are stupid and all need to die. At any point in my flat, I am the most dangerous thing present. At all times. I am terrified of spiders, but if it came to a battle for life or death, the spider would end up dead. At all times, I am the ultimate killing-machine (Unless of course I have...
To my Friends
]]> I’ve must have been difficult lately. Must have been a bother. Having everyone worry about me and constantly not telling them that I was fine. I have not once in the past now 9 months, told anyone that I was fine. But I have told them that I was doing better. A lot better. But it must have been hard to believe at times. Hearing me laugh on the phone and tell them that I was better, but...
]]> I find that sometimes it can be hard not to be sucked into the “forever alone” of it all. You realize watching movies, all the things you do in solitude, that could have been done with company. It’s not so much the lying alone in bed that bothers me or the no hugs and cuddles or the eating alone. It is however the not having anyone to say goodnight and saying it to the silent...
The Problem With The Big Bang Theory...
butmyopinionisright: I’ve been meaning to post something about The Big Bang Theory for a while now but it’s taken me ‘till now to really understand what it is about the show that makes me uncomfortable. I’m not exactly a believer in the whole “only write about the things you like, don’t trash the things you don’t” trend which seems to be plaguing comments sections in negative articles lately,...
]]> Let me tell you about anxiety. It sucks. That’s the short version, here follows the far longer version. After my whole stress melt-down which I’ve mentioned earlier in this blog I am ready to get my life back. To get out and see people and enjoy being a functioning person again. And it is when I stand there on the doorstep, ready to meet the world that Anxiety shows its face....
]]> Kind of… School has started again, so I can’t promise that I’ll be keeping my schedule. I a truly sorry about this all seven followers (yes, we are growing in numbers!) but since at least some of you know the turbulence of my last year, I think you’ll understand, why I need to focus on school for a while. On the upside, since school is back, so is the drama and the...
]]> This is something new and exciting for this...
]]> Or at least the idea of cleaning. Like most people, cleaning is far from my favorite activity. And I will do most anything to get out of it. Including writing a tumblr post about how mush I don’t want to do it. I know, that it wont take all that long to get it done. It’s just a matter of starting in one end and getting it done. However, I keep finding myself staring at the mess for...
I am a medical wonder!
]]> Went to the doctor today and yet again I have pneumonia. And so it brings the count to 6 pneumonia diagnosis’ in less than a year. It’s just like an old really annoying friend by now really, so it doesn’t bother me as much as it used to. Same way with the constant stream of snot flowing out of my face. And the scars I keep scratching on my legs. And everything else. You get...
]]> When it comes to movies I have certain rules. Some of these rules may seem crazy to others and after years of soul searching, I have come to the conclusion that in certain cases, I am just insane. My realization of this, however, does not change my instant anger when these rules are broken one bit. I get maaaad. With practice I have learned to not scream at people when they break the rules,...
Things I don't like
]]> People talking to loud on the phone People who stand to close to you at the check-out line When the open-easy line on candy is impossible to find the start to and so is in no way easy to open. When people look other places than your face when you’re talking to them Doing the dishes Doing the laundry Wearing pants My stomach My legs (only the scared parts, the rest is...
]]> Princess Ann is on a European tour of sorts, where she shares er royalty with the world. However, she desperately longs for a days off and so one day, in Rome, the skips her royal duties and goes on an adventure. It is here she meets Joe Bradley, a journalist, longing for a good story. He takes her out on the town and gives her her day off, in hopes of getting a good story for the paper, but...
This is what I did
Today I was supposed to upload a post. It could have been about a movie or a TV-show or something ordinary in my life. But much rather than write that post I wanted to drink freezing cold water and watch ‘The Bridge on the River Kwai’. And so, that’s what I did. See ya on Friday :D
Films I've seen this week
]]> I tend to watch a shit ton of films. So many that their hard to keep track on. And the ones I watch but don’t particularly enjoy are sorted out, while the ones that were good gets an appreciative nod and are recommended to friends. And this time I’ll recommend some of what I’ve watch to you, dear tumblr folk. Up on Poppy Hill: is the latest Ghibli film and it is as ever a...
The day I took a nap in my laundry
]]> I am an incredibly sensible person. And so when I today, brought up my newly washed laundry, instead of putting it on my bed as I usually do, I put it on my couch for later folding. The reason why the bed seemed and inappropriate choice for laundry-putting, is that my dirty laundry pile is quite close to my bed. So when clean laundry is placed on the bed and not immediately folded and put in...
Boobs are stupid
]]> Being female I have an average number of two boobs and I find them equally stupid and annoying. Now, I won’t lie you, once I did want boobs. When I didn’t have them, they seemed like these pretty round things on your body that would make clothes awesome and pretty dresses even prettier and I longed for the days that I had a set of my very own breasts. but when they started growing...